Thought I’d make this one short and sweet. I have no idea why this happens, but somewhere in this great land of ours a great idea was lost. Somewhere there is a board room with about 6 men and women trying very hard to come up with a great idea; an idea so great they must work very hard at social gatherings to keep quiet about their careers. Just so they won’t get laughed at.

American marketing companies. Please. We urge you to stop the exploiting of our health.

Here it is folks, another great punchline. “Organic Fake Butter.” What will these great thinkers come up with next? I know, “Organic Plastic.”

— Daniel Merk

POSTED BY Daniel Merk | 07:56pm 2nd-Feb, 2010